Sunday, April 27, 2008

Conundrumming...

So one of my old friends just got engaged and I got to kick it with his fiance for the first time, we all meet out in the street, I catch them on my 3rd stop, and it is a night full of fun, right? Nope not right... why? Cause she had her tittie ALL the way out.

Now don't get me wrong, I like titties, I would even go as far as to say that I love titties, however its uncomfortable when my boy's fiance has all her breasts on display. Now part of it is my weakness. See I have an issue with titty meat. I make bad decisions if I am tempted by seeing too much titty meat. See titty meat is the bare breast looking almost like it is in its natural habitat. It is seeing the uncommonly public parts of the breast, generally free to have a little jiggle. I am certain this is quite juvenile, but it is what it is...

Anyway, so I am stuck out with my boys fiance exposing so much titty meat and I am trying to not be impolite. I even had to cut off my drinking for the night to make sure I acted right. But for real, what is up with that? I mean is there a good reason for your fiance to come on the town with her titties ALL the way out. I mean I don't think I am a super prude but daaaaamn. So here I am uncomfortable, because in general a major part of my relationship with dude is appreciating titties, just usually not his titties and thus the uncomfortability. So I wonder, what is the line? I mean at what point is looking but not touching acceptable amongst friends. Do I have to go in the corner and sit on my hands? I just don't know what is right...

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