The worse I have ever been cussed out by a woman was when I turned her down for sex. She offered, I said no thanks, and I proceeded to get called all sorts of bitch asses and homos and whatever else you can think of. I figured out that this caused a great offense because of a misconception that women have that in general men will sleep with any woman. That basically men are always ready to go… Well that is not true, in fact the answer to the question of who a man is willing to sleep with is solved by a simple mathematic equation. Without further ado:
(What does the girl Look Like scale 1-10, 10 being finest) * (How Easy is it 10 being Easiest)/ ((Who could find out, 10 being everyone you care about)*(How likely they are to find out, 10 being certain to find out))(factored by the relationship that the man is currently in, 1 being single 5 being married)= sex quotient.
Yeah I know that is a little dense, so basically we will work it out with numbers. On one in the of the spectrum you have a dime piece woman that is offering herself to you in a foreign country that no one you know has ever been or is planning on going and you are single. That looks like this:
(10)*(10)/((1)*(1))1st power=100.0
So basically the man is guaranteed to have sex with this woman. On the other hand if the woman is ugly, and will require 2 years of expensive dates, and back flips and when you finally would get to have sex it would be announced in an email blast on your job and to the promoter list of the parties you go to the most as well as a Youtube feed of the deed being sent to your wife. That equation looks like this:
(1)*(1)/((10)*(10)) 5th power= .0000000001
Basically there is no statistical chance that the man will have sex with this woman. Of course the real world falls somewhere in the middle of all of this doesn't it? And therein lies the problem.
See everywoman that a man knows has a sex quotient, but just knowing a sex quotient isn't enough. First of all because the number is not static. The concept of who can find out and how likely depend on the circumstances involved and can change at any given moment. Ie, while you are in school with someone there might be a high danger of important people finding out, while after you have graduated and if you live in different cities the issue becomes almost nonexistent. Also the factors can change depending on how much of a relationship you are in… Finally, while you can pretty much extrapolate on the extremes the issue is that you never know what sex quotient is the cut off for a particular brother to be driven into action. Basically, a risk adverse or hyper private individual might have a sex quotient of 80, however a grimey cat or a stupid cat might go as low as the teens. You can pretty feel this out approximately where the dude you knows line is though….
Also important is to understand that on some level all dudes do this equation but depending on the intelligence and information available to the dude the Quotient may not be specific. Ie, human error always occurs, a man can overvalue a woman's looks, have a different valuation of the ease of access, or undervalue the potential to be caught which would throw the quotient off. Also there is bad information, ie, if you don't know that your current girls best friend is the line sister of your side chick, your chance of getting caught is much higher than anticipated…
This information though is not just important to catch cheating dudes, but to give women perspective on single dudes. You can't get mad at a dude because your sexual quotient wasn't high enough for him to venture forward. It's not a diss to your womanhood or anything like that, its just mathematics…
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