Ok, things that piss me off right, is when people sit around and like co-sign on themselves. I mean, its annoying enough when people spend a lot of time bragging and talking about how hot they are, but no, I am not talking about that, I mean the whole concept of just figuring that you are hot enough and injecting your opinion on bullshit into every conversation.
I can't stand when wack people try to tell you someplace is hot, or not.. Why the hell would I care what your opinion is on the matter? I mean honestly, your ass goes out about twice a month, you know who you came in the damn club with, and you are going to expect me to take your call on what the hot spot is? man shut yo ass up.
Or when people call me up asking what's going on? Look, I can give you a list of shit, or I can tell you some spots, but basically all I can offer is liquor and music. I can't tell you what the crowd is like, I can't promise that you are going to have one of the 7 best times you have ever had in your life, I just can't do it. But no, some people expect you are giving them a full throated endorsement whenever you say a place. Look, this needs to be understood very clearly. We can be in the same place at the same time but not have the same time. It depends on what you consider to be a good time. See I don't go to too many clubs where I don't know the people throwing it and therefore know a fair amount of the crowd, but realistically the part of the crowd I know are the alcoholic cats that kick it all the damn time that I met while we were being the 15 people in the bar on a Tuesday. So yeah I basically have a good enough time whenever I go out because except for special occasions I don't stretch. This means once again I can't tell you if somethings going to be hot.
This also means that I don't give a fuck what you tell me is hot. Especially if you are not in my circle. I have been around enough to know that we are not all into the same shit. I mean hell some people like Secrets... Some people like Karaoke... some people are cool to dance and don't care if the drinks suck. I am none of those people. It's nothing personal. Wack is relative after all. But this is why we can't all kick it. or vouch for kicking it.
the other part of this pet peeve is when people want to kick it and expect to kick it when they bring nothing to the table. It's like don't expect me to be impressed because you say you like kicking it with me. Particularly depending on when/ where we kicked it. It's like if you were out one of the night we were being assholes and got drunk doing shots with reckless abandon and you ended up nice and drunk and home safe all for free, well who wouldn't enjoy that? That's like saying I had fun when you gave me that free steak and a bottle of scotch. Is that really a surprise that I would like that? the question is what am I doing to make you want to do that again? I mean shit, if you aren't bringing around fine ass girls, or have hook ups at the bar, or plugging me with whatever the hell it is, why would I want to keep spending time or money on you? This is where I hear some dumb ass shit like "cause I'm fun" or cool, or something... Ok, here is the hint, NO you are not that damn cool. You are not that damn fun. Get over yourself. Basically you can't co-sign on yourself that you are worth my time. That shit don't work. I am the only one that can say you are worth it because the question is are you worth it to me... I actually can't believe there are grown ass people who don't understand that.
but alas, there are. They are out, there and they nag the shit out of you about taking them out to kick it like you are the charity drink giver. I mean what part of the game is it where you can call me up to just ask me to trick off money on you and be salty when I'm like "I'll pass" and then even still want to harass me about the next time we are hanging out.
I know this was random ranty and shit but damn....
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