These are just my rules, not what I expect anyone else to live with.
1. Work sucks, try to find a way around it.
2. Live fast, die young and Happy, don't forget the Happy, if you are going to be sad and bitter you might as well be old.
3. If you are going to have bad credit you better have a lot of cool shit and some great stories, if you have bad credit and neither, you have lived a wasted life.
4. If you don't like Diddy you don't like yourself. Sorry to tell you that about yourselves Diddy haters.
5. Bars that don't serve Hennessey don't welcome black people. Tread lightly.
6. You can honestly judge any man by the women that love him.
7. You are not allowed to say anything bad about R. Kelly until you have proved an undying love for the man like he is your perverted uncle Remus.
8. Cheap people suck.
9. You're never too busy to wash your ass.
10. Life is too short to hang out with people who drink crap.
11. Never trust a vegetarian.
12. Light skinned people are the devil. (Yeah I know I ain't that dark but still...)
13. Coca cola and strawberry frosted pop tarts is the breakfast of champions.
14. Some politically incorrect shit is funny. Some offensive shit is funnier.
15. I love my readers, even when they completely misinterpret my shit.
16. Free liquor = good liquor
17. People who voted for Bush need to be flogged.
18. When in doubt order 6 wings with mild sauce salt and pepper.
19. It's always better to hang with models.
20. Everything you need to know in life can be learned from the Godfather and Star wars movies... everything else is fluff.
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