Female Friends

Aiight, this has to be a 2 part blog just because its long and some folks may not know my background on this.

The main point is that generally I don't believe in female friends.  I mean I have some, but in general I don't think that any friendship between heterosexuals of different genders is 100 latonic.  The issue is that I don't think that dudes at least go out of their way to keep up with a girl that they don't find attractive.  If cats are honest most will tell you that they never really speak to any girls that they think are ugly, with the exception of that really cool chick you were stuck next to in class for a semester, or your fine ass ex's ugly ass friend.  Basically, the point of this is for all the ladies that are confused, any dude that calls you up and hangs out with you that is not related to you wants to hit it.  He would jump at the chance if you offered.  (Go ahead...  try it)

The fact is that I think at some level ever girl I meet prolly is extended an open offer for sex, the only question is whether we will ever be able to come up with a contract that can simultaneously meet both of our needs.  Also, it is important to understand that I am not saying that all men are animals.  Just because I would sleep with you doesn't mean i don't respect you, or even that I would take advantage of you, but experience has showed me that girls act out when they are "sure" that some dude does not think of them like that...

Anyway, this theory has led me to much controversy with arguments from women left and right, though I must admit that my basic beliefs did get adjusted slightly over the past year, as I will explain in pt. 2...